King Inauguration Day
Today’s kind of a double-dose of “fuck you” to the wingnut racist assholes out there. Not only does that you-know-what get ceremonially sworn in front of upwards of a million of the lazy slackers on the public dole that he gave all kinds of gifts to so they’d vote for him and not have to work for a living, but it’s also a public holiday honoring that other you know what who fucked everything up for the white man (and we had such a good thing going for the first couple hundred years, too). No matter how disappointed I am with Obama, it’s always nice to see a few teabagger’s heads explode. Which is a neat trick, because their skulls are basically filled with inert ingredients.
Otherwise, there’s no much going on today. The weather has turned a bit chilly – and temperatures are supposed to drop all week. They say the high temperature on Thursday will be in the single digits (take that, Al Gore). I’m trying to decide if I have enough ambition to leave the house to buy groceries and get gas. Plus I should drop off the checks to pay the property taxes. I really ought to, but that would involve getting dressed, and I don’t actually have to leave the house until Wednesday, so I dunno.
I doubt I’ll be watching any of the inauguration, though I gather that there’s really big news: Michelle Obama has bangs now. Now I just need to find out who made the dress she’ll be wearing, and my day will be complete. I’m sure there will be plenty of stupid-looking hats on display, too.
Whatever you do today, have a good one.

OKat Reply:
January 21st, 2013 at 8:27 pm
Not covering the heart? Oh the jokes……
Not that I should talk necessarily, but The Court needs an exercise program.
LOVED the inaugural speech.
pjsauter Reply:
January 22nd, 2013 at 6:53 am
It was nice that he mentioned Seneca Falls. A shame he didn’t mention that, in addition to Women’s rights, Seneca Falls was the model for Bedford Falls, where the common people triumph over the greedy and evil epitome of the financial industry, Henry Potter.
vernon Reply:
January 22nd, 2013 at 10:00 am
I wonder if any tealiban ‘historians’ or the diehard southerners who cling to the “War Between the States” and the “Stars and Bars” thought O’Bama was talking about a certain Confederate general when he name checked “Stonewall”?
pjsauter Reply:
January 22nd, 2013 at 10:06 am
When I hear stonewall, I think of Nixon.