Well, what excitement do the Sunday talking head shows have in store for us today?

Press the Meat w/ Timmy Potatohead has Barack Obama on to talk about his visit to Iraq and the Democrats’ lobbying reforms that don’t have a snowball’s chance in hell of passing the Republican-corrupted Congress. And then, Mary Matalin has a threesome with her husband and his pal Paul Begala. :yawn:

Over at CBS’s Faze the Nation, Bob “Claudia” Schieffer has Pat Roberts (always a thrill) and fellow Republican Joe Lieberman on to talk about the vewy, vewy, scawy Osama bin Hidin’ tape, :omg: and probably to engage in serious debate over the job that dubya’s doing on the War on Terra. (Pat: “I think dubya’s grrrrrrrreat!!!” Joe: “I disagree, Pat. I think he’s faaaaaabulous”). :yuck:

This Week w/ George Snufalufagus has John Kerry (will he exhibit some spine now that he’s a Daily Kos blogger, or go back to being the guy that couldn’t kick the crap – electorally speaking, of course – out of the worst president in history?). There’s also that wacky gang of regulars they like to call the Roundtable: Cokie :barf: Roberts, Sam :doh: Donaldson and George :jerk: Will. As an added attraction, Gary Sinise will be on to talk about work with the USO & his charity Operation Iraqi Children, and maybe tell us how you can take a low resolution video surveillance camera screen capture, and blow the reflection off an eyeball of somebody in the picture, to get an eight-by-ten color glossy photo (with circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back) that clearly shows who that person was talking to. What? No CSI: NY fans out there?

Weaselface Chris Wallace and Fox News (Someday) will talk about scary bin Laden, and then ridicule the Democrats’ lobbying reform plans (while no doubt insisting that Democrats are up to their ears in Abramoff money, too, damnit).

And, of course, CNN will do whatever the fuck it is that CNN does these days.

Enjoy your Sunday!