Sunday, and once again time for the bobbleheads. Press the Meat will be on a little early for many of us this week, due to coverage of the Olympics (which apparently are still going on). I think I heard they were being held in a Torino or something (wasn’t that what Starsky and Hutch drove?). Anyhow, set your alarm clocks, because Timmy has DHS Director Michael Jerkoff on, to tell us what a great job he did during Katrina, and it’s all Michael Brown’s fault. Then Mary Matalin will try not to look too fucking smug and ugly sitting next to Maureen Dowd while David Gregory hopefully chokes the living shit out of Paul Gigot as they all discuss who Dick Cheney shot this weekend, and why Cheney forgives him for screwing up an otherwise glorious day of killing things.

Over at Fazed the Nation, Bush Buddy Bobby Schieffer has on Bill :billcat: Frist to tell us there’s more than one way to skin a cat, Barbara Boxer will be on to explain why she never did Morning Sedition until she had a book to plug, and Elizabeth Bumiller will be on to pretend there’s a liberal media.

Fresh off his grand appearance with Timmy Potatohead, Michael Jerkoff stops by to visit with George Snufalufagus, along with fellow Republicans Joe Lieberman of CT and Tom Davis (wasn’t he Franken’s partner?) of VA. At the Roundtable, Katrina vanden Heuvel will be on (mostly so we can hear the obligatory “Katrina” jokes after Jerkoff’s visit), while George :jerk: Will and Cokie “Skeletor” Roberts take turns tsk-tsking, while being pompous, arrogant, and condescending. And fellow Irishman Shaquille O’Neal will be on so we can see a bunch of middle aged white guys treat a young black man with respect.

Over at Fux News Sunday with Chris “I wanna be Marv Albert’s Bitch” Wallace, Lindsey “I’m not gay” Graham and Evan “Birch” Bayh come on to talk about what a safety conscious hunter Dick Cheney is, and how Democrats are playing the Katrina “blame game.” Also Alan Simpson will be on to say that, in Wyoming, they shoot each other in the face for kicks all the time, and anything less than double-ought buckshot is for wimps.

Later, on 60 minutes, Bob Simon reports that there’s something rotten in the State of Denmark, Scott Pelley goes above the Arctic Circle in Greenland to interview another one of these leftwing radical nutsy cuckoo scientists who thinks that just because the rate of ice melting in Greenland has doubled in the last five years and we had to go into the Greek Freakin’ alphabet to name hurricanes last season, there’s something to this “Global Warming” myth. Next thing you know, they’ll be telling us that apes and humans had a common ancestor. Also, Steve Kroft interviews Phillip Seymour Hoffman, who says that giving up drugs and alcohol was the turning point of his life (apparently it’s been all downhill ever since), and Andy Rooney will be on to piss and moan about something nobody gives a shit about.

And over at CNN, Larry King will be on to tell us how Ester-C really put the snap back in his suspenders.

Enjoy your Sunday.