So, a priest, a nun a rabbi, a Protestant, and a Muslim all walk into a TV studio and sit down with Mr. Potatohead. That’s no joke, it’s today’s edtion of Press the Meat, and Timmuh will toss in a “Meet the Press Minute” with Billy Graham, who is apparently not dead yet.

On Fazed the Nation, Bush buddy Bob Schieffer has New Mexico Gov. Bill Richardson and Republican George “Turd” Allen.

Over at ABC, George Snufalufagus has Richard Myers – one of the few remaining retired Generals who don’t think Rummy should be frog-marched out of the DoD. I guess Myers is hoping for a seat on the Carlyle Group’s board. Then it’s Republican Dick Lugar of Indiana, along with Republican-lite Evan Bayh, also of Indiana. At the roundtable it’s Slimey Joe Klein of Time, political mastermind of the Gore Campaign, Donna Brazile, and George :jerk: Will, and Harry Connick Jr. will be on to talk about his work with Habitat for Humanity in New Orelans.

On Fux News Sunday, Chris “Dickface” Wallace has asshole Republican Mitch McConnell of TN and Chris Dodd of CT to tlak about our next glorious war with Iran, and then Newt Gingrich stops by to prove that you’re never too irrelevant, or too much of an asshole, to be on Fox. Plus, a seasonal scare story about the IRS.

CNN’s Late Edition has Samir Sumaidaie (the Iraqi ambassador to the U.S.), Dianne Feinstein, Republican douchebag Duncan Hunter (possbily the biggest player in quashing any meaningful investigation into Abu Ghraib, and a big force behind ignoring the 9/11 Commisison’s recommendations), and, speaking of evil, they’ll have both HenryKissinger and Jerry Falwell (just out of curiosity, why would you have Jerry Falwell on any legitimate news program. Oh, that’s right, it’s CNN). Plus, retired Army Brig. Gen. David Grange.

On 60 Minutes, Bob Simon goes into one of Israel’s maximum security prisons to speak with three Palestinian terrorists, Lesley Stahl tells us there’s a shortage of babes in China, and EdBradley does a segment on Jamie Oliver, who I gather is a teevee chef.

On the West Wing, they’ll be burying poor Leo (but who will the new VP be?), and we’ll see if Tony’s done puking up blood on the Sopranos. Have a nice Sunday.