Man, that was a quick week. So, who’s on today?

Let’s see, Timmy Potatohead David “Gilligan” Gregory hosts Senator Chipmunk Cheeks himself, “Maverick” McCain on Press the Meat. :yawn: As if that wasn’t enough, he’ll also have retired general Barry McCaffrey, Dr. Vali Nasr of the Naval Postgraduate School, and good old John Harwood.

Over at Faze the Nation, speaking of :yawn: (not to mention :jerk:), bush buddy Bobby Schieffer has Joe “the Schmuck” Lieberman, on to tell us how only he can save us all from terrorism, and to tell us just why it is he’s even the least bit relevant at this point. Plus, it’s WaPost media whore, Jim VandeHei.

Over on This Weak with George Snufalufagus, John Kerry will be on to say “I told you so,” plus the British Home Secretary, John Reid. At the roundtable, it’s Fareed “Token” Zakaria, the Robin Wright that isn’t married to Sean Penn (this one’s from the WaPost), a person they’re billing as a Middle East “expert” (he’s a former CIA operative and one of those brilliant neocons from the PNAC, so he must be quite the expert), Reuel Gerecht, plus Geroge :jerk: Will. And we’ll also hear from Spike Lee, to see if dubya’s got all those black folks cleared out of New Orleans yet.

Over at Fux News Sunday, that little weaselface prick has Chuck Hagel, schmuck congressman Peter King from NY, Rafi “Daffy” Ron, who used to be the head of Israeli airport security, and Rand Beers, who used to be a counter-terrorism advisor for the president, until he found out what a fucking idiot loser president we got stuck with.

Over on CNN, well, you’ll have to look at Wolf Blitzer, and whoever the hell he has on from Lebanon and Israel, to talk about whether the cease fire will last (hint: only if you define “cease fire” as Israel can do whatever it wants).

Later, on 60 Minutes, in a story sure to hold its key demographic in rapt attention, Steve Kroft tells us all about the multi-billion dollar “anti-aging” racket, Morley Safer interviews the creator of “Submission,” which has apparently pissed off the Muslim World, and Ed Bradley interviews Michael Jordan for some reason.

Down to two episodes of Deadwood, sorry to say. They really ought to time these things out so that nothing good ends before football season begins (no, pre-season doesn’t count). Enjoy your Sunday.