Yes, that’s right, I said booblehead.

There’s actually a chance at a worthwhile Press the Meat today, as Timmy hosts a “live debate” between creepy, child molester-looking, man-on-dog, Senator Ricky “poopy pants” Sanatorium and his opponent Bob Casey. All I can say to my neighbors to the south is, “hey, Santorum? What the fuck were you people thinking?”

Over at Faze the Nation, Bob “thank god it isn’t Katie, at least” Schieffer hosts the man who got my vote (and a few of yours, too, I bet) in the Democratic primary in 2004, Doctor Governor Howard :omg: Dean, plus Senator Mitch “the prick” McConnell.

Over at ABC, George Snufalufagus boasts an “exclusive” with Senator MBNA, Joe Biden (wow, that musta been a tough get), who is supposedly gonna give Rummy and Cheney a stern talking to. I tell ya what George, fuck Biden (much as it pains me to say that about a fellow SU alum); why doncha get Mike Malloy on to do the job instead. Now there’s a show I’d actually get up and watch in real time. Then George goes to Rhode Isalnd, and looks at the race between “moderate” (until it comes to standing up to dubya) Lincoln Chafee (about whom, Ann Coulter said, “they shot the wrong Lincoln“) and his wingnut primary opponent, Stephen “Daffy” Laffey. Last I saw, Laffey was up big in this race. Let’s hope so, since Laffey has about a zero percent chance of winning in the general election.

Over at Fux News Sunday, we’ll get a chance to see who’s uglier – Chris “Fuckface” Wallace, Chuckie Schumer, or Liddy “No wonder Bob needs Viagara” Dole. I think Liddy’s title is safe, here. Plus, it’s another faux moderate, Arlen Specter (again, PA, what the fuck?), and Joe Gibbs, who’ll be on to tell us if his son is as big an asshole as George Allen’s son is.

On Late Emission with the Wolfman, it’s, oh, well it’s CNN, Who gives a shit? Spend your time looking for Mr. FK over on MSNBC instead.

Later, on 60 Minutes, it’s a rerun of Ed Bradley’s double segment with Tiger Woods :yawn:, plus Bob Simon talks to some paramedics who went to help out after the earthquake in Pakistan. Hopefully they haven’t been tossed into one of our gulags by now.

Enjoy your day, ‘cuz next week, I have a feeling it’ll be an “all nine-one-one Sunday,” no matter what channel you’re tuned to.