Another Wednesday, another day I have to leave the house to go to class.  I’ve been very unsettled this semester, never feeling like I actually know what’s going on.  Of course, that’s nothing comapred to these freakin’ Republicans.  Boehner told Hastert that had a pervert, then he didn’t tell Hastert, and now he’s back to he’s pretty sure he maybe kinda did tell Hastert, who isn’t sure what the fuck’s going on, except these goddamn high school kids are out to bring down the Republican party (these are, of course, Republican high school kids – or at least they were, before these old perverts started pestering them).  Tom Reynolds holds a press conference using a bunch of little kids as human shields (I wonder if he ever saw the Dead Zone movie, where Christopher Walken decides to shoot crazy Martin Sheen, to prevent Sheen from becoming president and presiding over Armageddon; Sheen holds up a baby as a shield, thereby destroying his chances to ever get elected president, and the world is saved).  Condi finds it inconceivable that she could forget being briefed by George Tenet and Cofer Black, and then well, maybe she can remember afterall.  The NIE tells us that Iraq is making the world less safe, Bob Woodward tells us how dubya’s been lying to us all along (duh) and that Rumsfeld is an idiot (double duh), and then dubya has the nerve to tell us the Democrats can’t be trusted to run Congress.  Yeah, we’d sure hate to see them fuck up this great system you Republicans have put in place.

I just hope these idiots keep throwing under the bus, and that we can get them out of at least one branch of government before things get much worse.