Here we go again, another Sunday morning with the boobleheads.

On Press the Meet, Potato meets Walrus, as Timmuh hosts John “goo goo g’joob” Bolton. Also, it’s a debate between Minnesota Senate candidates Amy “I’m not Katherine Lanpher” Klobuchar and Mark “you’re no JFK” Kennedy, to see who will fill the seat of retiring Senator Mark Dayton (kurrently, Klobuchar is Klobbering Kennedy).

Over at CBS, bush buddy Bobby Schieffer gets a visit from the Lizard woman, to reiterate why Clinton’s strategy (which kept North Korea from going nuclear) was a tremendous failure, while the bushies’ Strategic Ignorance Mater Plan (SIMP) – which culminated with NK’s test of a nuclear device – was such a masterpiece. Plus it’s Senator John “what the hell was Liz thinking” Warner, Sam “flying” Nunn, and reliable Republican-friendly stooge from the NY Times, David Sanger.

Over at Fux News Sunday, it’s another chance to have a look at a talking Lizard, plus we’ll see if John Kerry can kick weaselface Wallace’s ass the way Clinton did (my guess? Not so much).

Over on Wolf Blitzer’s Late Emission, I guess if you can’t get the Lizard, go with the Walrus, as America’s sweetheart John Bolton makes another Sunday morning appearance. There’s also Howard :omg: Dean, Ken “Larry Bud” Mehlman, Michigan’s Carl Levin, Nebraska’s Chucky Hagel, closet rightwing political pundit, Stuart Rothenberg, out of the closet rightwing hack Candy Crowley, and token non-wingnut Ron Brownstein, from the LA Times.

You’ll be happy to know that you won’t be missing much if you continue to boycott the Goebbels network, unless maybe you missed the Walrus’ earlier appearances (somebody toss this guy a fish already). George Snufalufagus will also hit the road to profile the Tennessee Senate race between Democrat Harold Ford, and Republican Bob Corker, to see who gets to fill Bill Frist’s open seat (so to speak). This one is a dead heat, with Ford running a helluva campaign, so far. Then it’s another thrilling roundtable, with George :jerk: Will, Fareed “token” Zakaria, and graduate from the NPR school of rightwing hackery, Martha Raddatz. Then Marg Helgenberger will be on to talk about her first time.

Later, on 60 Minutes, Ed Bradley talks to the three Duke lacrosse players (Reade Seligmann, David Evans, and Collin Finnerty) who are shocked – shocked, I tell you – to have been indicted for rape. He’ll also talk to the “other” exotic dancer (Kim Roberts), who apparently is refuting some of the accuser’s claims. Can they possibly fill the whole hour with this? Tune in to find out. Or not.

Either way, enjoy your Sunday.