Another Sunday, and, in spite of everything, the boobleheads are back to pick up right where they left off.
On Press the Meat, Timmy Potatohead has “two key leaders of the new, closely-divided Senate,” Chipmunk Cheeks McCain, and Joe “the fuck” Lieberman. You wanna anoint Maverick a leader among losers, fine, but Lieberman? I can’t see that whiny loser leading anyone, anywhere. Hey, Timmy, the nation votes overwhelmingly for change, and you have two pro-war Republicans on? Buffalo should disown you.
Over on Faze the Nation, Bush buddy Bobby Schieffer has on Harry Reid to gloat, and WH Chief of Staff Josh Bolten to whine.
On Fux News Sunday, Weaselface Wallace has on Howard :omg: Dean, and Bush consigliere Dan Bartlett, to talk about how the Republicans really won big when they lost control of both Houses of Congress. And maybe Dean will rip off Wallace’s head and shit down his throat (which is about the only way to get me to watch Fux News).
Over at the Goebbels network, George Snufalufagus has Senator MBNA and Senator Carl Levin, and we’ll also get another chance to see Josh Bolten. Plus, the This Weak axis of drivel is together again, as George :jerk: Will, Sam :omg: Donaldson, and Cokie “the hag” Roberts gather around the Roundtable, to dispense the conventional wisdom we’ve all come to ignore.
On Wolf Blitzer’s Late Emission, it’s another visit from Josh Bolten (must be all the other Bush Administration officials are busy updating their resumes this weekend), NY’s Chucky Schumer, PA’s Arlen “not dead yet” Specter, Pakistani PM, Shaukat Aziz, former NATO Supreme Allied Commander, George Joulwan, former SecDef, Bill Cohen, and the NY Times’ Michael “aluminum tubes” Gordon.
Later, on 60 Minutes, the full hour will be devoted to remembering the late Ed Bradley.
On a somewhat happier note, there’ll be new episodes of the Simpsons (where you’ll get to see the world premiere of the Simpson’s Movie trailer), American Dad, and Family, Guy, as well as The Wire, on HBO. Enjoy your Sunday.