Yes, it really is Sunday this time, and it’s an eggscloosiff for Timmy Potatohead, as he hosts Ahnuld the Governator today on Press the Meat. Then, Ike “red” Skelton, batshit crazy Duncan Hunter, and retired generals Wayne Downing and Gerry McCaffrey talk about how Iraq turned to shit as soon as the Democrats took control of congress.
On Faze the Nation, it’s Senator-Elect day, as Bush Buddy Bobby Schieffer has Bob “call me Harold” Corker, Claire McCaskill, and Sherrod Brown.
Over at Fux News Sunday, it’s Charlie Rangel, Barney Frank, John Dingell, and token Republican Trent “the comeback kid” Lott. Plus some guy named Joe Robert of the group “Fight for Children.”
Over at Wolf Blitzer’s Late Emission, it’s redneck Senator John “Barley” Cornyn of Texas, Jack Reed of Rhode Island, Iraqi Security Adviser (there’s a good career choice) Mowaffak al-Rubaie, former national security adviser, Zbigniew “can I buy a vowel” Brzezinski, war criminal Henry Kissinger. Maryland’s Lieutenant Governor and the next RNC Chairman, Michael “loser” Steele, Donna “loser” Brazile, and a pair of retired military dudes, David Grange (U.S. Army) and Michael Delong (U.S. Marine Corps).
Later, on 60 Minutes, Lara Logan talks to General John Abizaid, Commander of the US Central Command, about how he plans of fixing Iraq. Then Lesley Stahl reports on the how the Republicans will take back control of Congress by distributing a new pill in clinical trials that “can dull the memories of people, especially those who have experienced trauma.” Nope, no potential for abuse there. And Scott Pelley does a story on Jay “Mozart” Greenberg, who composed five symphonies by the time he was 13, and now has a hot new recording contract.
More importantly, it’s all new episodes of the Simpsons, American Dad, and the Family guy (or, if you don’t like those, you can watch Brokeback Mountain on HBO at 7:30 EST), and of course an all-new episode of the Wire (gotta keep the devil down in the hole, after all) at 9:00. Enjoy your Sunday.