Another weekend.  Whoopie.  The good news is that – around here, anyway –  you can go to the post office and get a free screening for cervical, breast and colorectal cancers – with the best part being a free home stool test kit.  Wow.  No word on whether you need to go to the post office, or you can just make a deposit at your nearest mailbox, but you folks 50 years or older get a $5 gift certificate when your stool tests are completed. Wow, I can hardly wait.  Should make hitting 50 more than worthwhile.