Sunday, and time to play “who’s the token Democrat” (aka, Peace Demonstration? What Peace Demonstration?) on our fine “news” programs. First, up, on with Dick Cheney’s puppet, Timmy Potatohead, it’s the Republican governor of Arkansas and Iraq War Supporter, Mike Huckabee, Chuckles “voted for the war” Schumer, Republican war supporter David Vitter od Louisiana (how’s that rebuilding of New Orleans going Davey?), former dubys speech write and war supporter Michael Gerson, and Iraq war supporter Ken Pollack, of the Brooking’s Institution.
Over at Faze the Nation, Republicans Mitch “the prick” McConnell (pro War), and Arlen “I’m moderate until I vote” Specter (pro War) double team Jim Webb. Doesn’t seem like a fair fight, does it? They ought to toss a couple more of these lightweight candyassed Republicans out there to help out.
On Fux News Sunday, weaselface Wallace hosts Republicans Sam Bareback Brownback (pro War) of krazy Kansas, and smarmy traitor (and pro-est of pro War douchebags) Joe “Zell” Lieberman.
Over at Goebbels, it’s Senator MBNA (pro War), and Republican Dick Lugar (pro War), plus Republican Fuckin’ Duncan Hunter (pro War), on to let us see just how delusional he is. At the Roundtable, it’s WaPost Columnist E.J. “grey poupon” Dionne and former Pentagon spokesbitch Torie Clarke, Martha Raddatz, and George :jerk: Will. Plus, for some reason, Kevin Bacon.
For CNN’s Late Emission, Woof “please don’t hurt me Mr. Cheney” Blitzer’s guests include war supporters Jay Rockefeller, asshole Jon “Krazy” Kyl, token black Republican Michael Steele, and Chris Dodd, as well as Donna “loser” Brazile.
Later, on 60 Minutes, Steve Kroft reports on the rise of the Geeks (yes, be afraid. be very, very afraid). Bob Simon reports on Joe Dresnok, who defected to North Korea in 1962, and Morley Safer reports on probably the world’s most eloquent autistic savant, Daniel Tammet.
Plus, there’s all the usual Sunday night fare. Enjoy.