Ok, what do these clods have in store for us this week?
On Press the Meat, Timmuh hosts an exclusive with Carl Levin. I hope Levin pops him one right in pig fat potato head. Then it’s a roundtable with Maureen Dowd, on to snark about Clinton and Obama some more, one of Washignton Post’s hacking crew, Dan Balz, Republican presidential groupie Doris Kearns Goodwin, and the hacktacular Byron York of the National Review.
Over on Faze the Nation, Bush pal Bobby Scheiffer hosts Ahnuld da Gropenator, plus John Edwards.
On Fux News Sunday, it’s Lizardmania with Condi Rice, plus Texas Governor Rick Perry, and PA Governeor Ed Rendell.
On the Goebbels network, George Snufalufagus hosts Jimmy Carter, on to tell us Al Gore should run for President, and Bush and Cheney are a couple of bumbling, incompetent, dangerous assholes (Jimmy will no doubt be a bit more eloquent), plus another visit from the Lizard Queen. Then, the Axis of Drivel is reunited again, with Cokie “the hag” Roberts, Sam :omg: Donaldson, and George :jerk: Will. Plus, actor Patrick Dempsey is on to talk about his mother’s ovaries (or lack thereof).
Over on CNN, Wolf BLitzer’s Late Emission includes Iraq’s national security adviser, Dr. Mowaffak al-Rubies, former SecState, Madeleine Albright, war criminal Henry Kissinger, crazy-ass Sam Bareback Brownback, occasional Democrat, Jane Harman, and nutty little Duncan “Screw the Buddhists and kill the Muslims” Hunter.
Later, on 60 Minutes, Mike Wallace interviews bombastc blowhard Bill O’Reilly (why?), Lara Logan talks to some of the more than 1,000 active-duty and reserve members of the U.S. military that have signed a petition calling for the withdrawal of U.S. troops from Iraq, and Bob Simon does a story on how Fox News the Nazis created a model town to show the world they were treating Jews well.
And then there’s all your usual Sunday night entertainment fare, including, of course, an all new episode of Battlestar Galactica. Enjoy your Sunday.