Gee, dubya threw a little bit of a hissy fit last night, didn’t he? You know, if I could ask these assholes questions, I’d ask how come good, god-fearin’ Christians are terrified of swearing an oath – in public – to their God, that they will tell the truth. I mean, lying is a sin (a big one, too – bearing false witness and all that; I don’t claim to be an expert, but I believe that’s one of those commandment thingies they’re always whining about), and they’re all a bunch of fucking holier-than-thou, party of God types, so you’d think they’d be chompin’ at the bit to get out there and rub their greasy palms all over the good book (among other things). Hell, let ’em handle a few snakes and speak in tongues, if it’ll make ’em happy (give ’em some crystal meth and gay hookers, too, for all I care). I guess that’s why they’re always in such a freakin’ hurry to say “b-b-b-b-but Clinton lied under oath.” Yeah, and you assholes know you’re gonna lie, so you refuse. Buncha hypocrites. The only thing worse than a hypocrite and liar is a coward. And you chickenhawk motherfuckers are the biggest bunch of lying hypocrite cowards this country has ever seen. I say, if Rove and Miers refuse to testify in public under oath, hold Bush responsible. Impeach him, convict him, and then throw his ass to the International Criminal Court (just make sure Cheney goes with him).

On the bright side, Al Gore is gonna testify today at a joint hearing of House Energy and Commerce Committee and the House Science and Technology energy and environment subcommittee, and later on, before the Senate Environment and Public Works Committee. Hopefully it’ll all be on C-SPAN. Imagine if President Gore were two years away from ending his second term. What a different world we’d be living in. Peace, prosperity due to major investments in green technology, and people like Ralph Nader sniping at him for not doing enough. Imagine, a President not doing enough good, rather than one doing too much evil.

Have a nice day.