It is with heavy heart that I must announce that, apparently, I am not the father of Anna Nicole Smith’s baby. This friggin’ Dickhead Birkhead guy sure looks like he thinks he won the lottery, doesn’t he. I guess it’s just all that joy of fatherhood coming through. And he said he was heading “to the toy store.” Presumably that’s the Nassau Porsche dealership. Well, it’s nice to know somebody’s making out in all of this.

If you’re interested, here’s a few minutes from Malloy on Monday night (mp3, about 9 minutes, 1.5 MB), talking about Sam, AAR, and the Green boys.