Sunday already? Shit, that means I gotta go to work tomorrow. Oh, well, at least I have the Sunday talking heads to comfort me. Speaking of which….
On Press the Meat, it’s Jim Webb, on to kick li’l Lindsey Graham in the mansack (assuming he actually has one), over the failure known as Iraq. Then it’s a rountable, with Mr. Judy Woodruff, Al Hunt, yet another example of what happens when the Irish go bad, Republican “strategist, Mike Murphy, Count Novakula (in a rare daytime appearance; I guess if they give him a blood transfusion he can handle an hour or two in the sun), and Democratic “strategist” (and all-around asshole) Bob Shrum.
Over at Faze the Nation, it’s Natonal Security Adviser Stephen Hadley (must be a tough job, pretending you’re doing something to protect the country, while trying to keep everybody cowering in fear at the same time) Tennessee cracker, Lamar Alexander, Time’s Karen Tumulty (a third-place “worst person in the world” award winner, and runner-up as the female who most looks like John Kerry), and another Tome magazine hack, Dan “got no” Balz.
On Fux News Sunday, weaselface Wallace has recycles Stephen Hadley, and then he’ll berate Carl Levin for a while. Plus, “can the surge succeed?” When in doubt ask a neocon. In this case, it’s the “genius” who came up with the plan in the first place, chickenhawk Fred Kagan.
At the Goebbels network, it’s an all Republican kinda day, as George Snufalufagus hosts Stephen Hadley (again), John”what the hell was Liz thinking” Warner,and the aptly named “Dick Lugar. Plus, at the roundtable, it’s Time Magazine hack, Mr. Claire Shipman, Jay Carney, Mrs Jay Carney, Claire Shipman, Sam :omg: Donaldson and George :jerk: Will.
On CNN…. Fuck CNN! Until they give Michael Moore an apology, CNN is dead to me. I hope Wolf Blitzer’s Late Emission isn’t covered by his HMO.
Later, on 60 Minutes, it’s a buncha friggin’ rerun segments.
Enjoy your Sunday, and don’t waste your time with these idiots. If something good happens, it’ll be on Crooks and Liars.