Whoopie, it’s Sunday! That means I have to go to work tomorrow. Sometimes I think it’d be better not to even get the weekend off. Then maybe we’d all realize how badly we’re getting screwed, and we wouldn’t put up with this shit any more. Not that I don’t love my job, you understand. It’s just that it really fucks up my whole day. Anyway….

On Press the Meat, it’s Hack Day, as Timmy Potatohead hosts a plethora of hacks, all on to “talk politics.” Today it’s Dan “got no” Balz of the WaPost, Ron Brownstain Brownstein, of the LA Times, the always hacktacular John Harwood of the Wall Street Journal, Mrs. Alan Greenspan, Andrea Mitchell, Eugene Robinson of the WaPost, and Chuck “the schmuck” Todd, of NBC News. Whoopdie-doo, whoopdie-doo.

Over at Faze the Nation, they’ll try to pack a whole lot of nothing into 30 minutes, as Bush Buddy Bobby Scheiffer hosts Pat Leahy, Arlen “all talk no action” Specter, SI’s Frank Deford, Jason Whitlock of the KC star, WaPost schmuck John Feinstein, and Jim VandeHei of the ever-incorrect Politico.com.

On Fux News Sunday, weaselface Wallace hosts Russ Feingold, the increasingly insignificant Nwwt Gingrich, and (for some reason), Cal Ripken.

On Goebbels, George Snufalufagus has Chuckie Schumer, Bush suck up (and sucker) Orrin Hatch, Bob “hey, with a wife like mine, you’d need viagra, too) Dole, and his little buddy, Donna Shalala. Then at the roundtable, it’s Fareed “token” Zakaria, Cokie “the hag” Roberts, and David “pickled” Gergen.

Wolf Blitzer’s Late Emission looks pretty lame (I mean, he’s got Ken Blackwell on, for god knows what reason), with the only bright spot being the ever entertaining Charlie Rangel.

Later, on 60 Minutes, the rerun episodes include Steve Kroft paid off Congress to pass the Medicare prescription drug law, Morley Safer profiles jailbird Dennis Kozlowski, and Scott Pelley does a story on “mixed martial arts,” which combines boxing, wrestling and jujitsu.

Enjoy your Sunday, everybody.