So, the way I hear it, Karl Rove accidentally knocked up Jenna (they were both hammered, and he mistook her for Jeff Gannuckert). That’s why Rove has been dismissed from the White House (not that dubya gives a crap, but apparently Laura is off her lithium, and has developed an attitude). So, they found some half-transformed transsexual Rove assistant’s kid (he’s taking the hormones, but hasn’t had the surgery yet) to play the beard, and they’ll be married off with much to-do. Once everybody forgets about them (which shouldn’t take too long), the Bushies will pay for his surgery, while faking a tragic car accident (Jenna will be seen commiserating with his “twin sister” at the funeral – that is, doing Jello shots, and falling all over each other in the mud). As for the baby, if it survives being pickled in the womb, it’ll be used for spare parts for Cheney.

Have a nice Saturday.