Happy Sunday, and the first day of Fall. The days get shorter from here on out. And, for the first time in a long time, it was actually fun to watch an SU football game yesterday. Hopefully that wasn’t just an isolated incident. Anyhow…

On Today’s Press the Meat, Timmy Potatohead hosts another edition of Meat the Candidate. Today’s meat is Hillary Clinton. Then, it’s an “exclusive” with the sexiest man alive, Alan Greenspan, who will be on to hawk his book.

Hillary’s making the rounds today, and her next stop is with Bush Buddy Bobby Schieffer on Faze the Nation. And Booby will have a couple of hack writers on, in the form of David Sanger of the NY Times, and that schmuck John Harris from the ever-incorrect Politico.com.

Next stop for Hillary is Fux News Sunday, where she’ll hopefully bitch slap Weaselface Wallace around, just like Bill did. As if that wasn’t enough, we’ll also get to hear from that paragon of virtue, Newt Gingrich. There is, of course, the Fux News panel of asswipes, led by Brit Hume Cronyn and Bill Kristol, and then Ken Burns will be on to talk his latest homage to war.

Moving over to the Goebbels Network, it’s – you guessed it – Hillary Clinton. Then it’s a roundtable of E.J. “Grey Poupon” Dionne of the Washington Post, the asshole David Brooks of the NY Times, Cokie “the hag” Roberts and George :jerk: Will. And I guess Hillary and Ken Burns shared a cab over from Fux, ‘cuz he’s on too.

As for Wolf Blitzer’s Late Emission, there’s – believe it or not – Hillary Clinton, HHS Secretary, Mike Leavitt, France’s Foreign Minister, Bernie Kouchner, Chuckie Hagel, everybody’s favorite war criminal, Henry Kissinger, and one of the few guys who looks good with a flat top, Zbigniew Brzezinski. Plus the usual assortment of CNN hacks and liars.

Later, on 60 Minutes, Scott Pelley interviews Iranian President Ahmadinejad, Morley Safer does a story on pot, and Steve Kroft speaks with former chess master (and current political rabble rouser) Gary Kasparov. What, no Hillary?

Have a good one.