So, I was looking at CNN last night, and they had the headline, “Villagers allege they were shelled by Turkey.” Of course, the only thing I could think of was that Thanksgiving Day promotional stunt by Herb Tarlek and Arthur Carlson on WKRP.

I loved that show (and I always thought that Jan Smithers was way hotter than Loni Anderson; she never should have married James Brolin). Hold me closer, tiny dancer.

Of all the crappy reruns on TV, I have no idea why that show isn’t one of them.

Bummer.