Here we go again….
On Press the Meat, Timmy Potatohead (you know, if you google Timmy Potatohead, you get this blog?) hosts Chris Dodd, who’s showing more spine than all the other Democrats running for President combined. Then it’s everybody’s favorite retired Republican pundit, William Safire & Tom DeFrank, who gave us Gerry Ford’s posthumous memoirs.
Over at Faze the Nation, Bush Booby Bobby Schieffer hosts Carl Levin, Lindsey “hey, shut that closet door” Graham, and asshole from the ever-incorrect Politio.com, Roger Simon.
On Fux News Sunday (#1 if you search for “Fux News Sunday”), Weaselface Wallace (yep, a google for Weaselface Wallace, gets you this blog, right there at the top of the list) hosts the First Lady of Lithium, Laura Bush herself (next week, King George will stop by to play), plus the latest Republican Redneck Governor, Bobby Jindal of Louisiana, and artistic director of the Shakespeare Theatre Company, Michael Kahn. Plus, the usual assortment of Fux Noise scumbags.
On the Goebbels Network, George Snufalufagus (BTW, google George Snufalufagus, and guess what comes out at the top of the list?) hosts St. John McCain, plus fake Democrat Dianne Feinstein, and authentic asshole, Duncan Hunter (both of California), on to talk about Michael Martin Murphey, and a political Rountable of Paul Krugman, Chrystia Freeland (from the Financial Times) and George :jerk: Will (#1 for “George :jerk: Will”). And This Weak’s “Voice,” filmmaker Molly Bingham whose new film, “Meeting Resistance” focuses on the Iraqi insurgency and what motivates Iraqis to join its ranks (maybe it’s because we’ve killed a million or so of their civilians? Just a thought).
Wolf Blitzer’s Late Emission includes Mohamed ElBaradei, Director General of the IAEA, Barbara Boxer, Senator Brylcreem®, Trent Lott, and Mike “Huckleberry” Huckabee.
Later, on 60 Minutes, Hamid Karzai will ask his good buddies the Americans to stop fucking killing everybody in his country with indiscriminate airstrikes, Steve Kroft asks where all the bees have gone, and Lesley Stahl does a story on how “Sarko L’Americain,” Nicolas Sarkozy is pissing off his fellow Frenchmen by becoming an American lapdog (I guess dubya’s lap was getting cold, what with Tony Blair being gone). Hey, I told ya you shoulda gone with the pretty lady.
Happy Anniversary to my parents, who’d have been married for 61 years today, if they were still alive.
Enjoy your Sunday everybody, ‘cuz it’s back to the salt mines tomorrow.