Let’s all hear it for the ABA’s 2007 Lawyer of the Year. In case you don’t know (or can’t guess), it’s none other than Alberto “VO5” Gonzalez himself. What, you thought it would be some crusading environmental lawyer? Or maybe an attorney representing poor folks, or one working for social justice or to stem corporate greed? Oh, you’re so silly.

It’s kinda like the AMA naming Josef Mengele 1944’s doctor of the year.