Two years ago today, the final Morning Sedition aired. Coincidentally, it was snowing here that day, too (more than it is now, from this “killer” storm). In fact, my listening was rudely interrupted by someone who thought I ought to be out shoveling so she could get to work. Talk about misplaced priorities. Anyhow, should you care to relive the moment, you can get the show here.
Anyways, on Press the Meat today, Timmy Potatohead devotes the hour to the Massachusetts chameleon, Marvelous Mitt Romney. See where Mitt stands on the issues this week.
At CBS, Grandpa Fred Thompson Fazes the Nation, and then Bush Buddy Bobby Schieffer shows us the opposite end of the spectrum (that is, somebody with some life left in him – and no trophy wife), John Edwards.
Over at Fux News Sunday, Weaselface Wallace provides coverage of the most important story in the whole wide world, as he hosts George Mitchell, on to talk about steroids in baseball. :yawn: Then it’s Pete “Hokie” Hoekstra and Jane Harman, on to talk torture (what’s worse, watching Bill O’Reilly, or being waterboarded?), plus the usual Fux News hacks and shills. And Fux’s “Power Player of the Week,” Ted Leonsis, owner of the Washington Capitals (no steroids in hockey, eh).
At the Goebbels network, live from Iowa, it’s John Edwards. Also up, Alan Greenspan (you know, I’m not saying Andrea Mitchell is a beauty queen, but, jesus, Andrea, how the hell much Jack Daniels and Valium does it take to get into bed with that fucking guy?), and a roundtable of political mastermind Donna Brazile, Claire and Jay Shipman-Carney, and, of course, George :jerk: Will. And This Weak’s “Voice” is Brad Pitt, who’s trying to build 150 affordable and eco-friendly homes for families who lost it all in Katrina.
On Wolf Blitzer’s Late Emission, the favorite of son of Florida’s Jewish population, Pat Buchanan, the next President of the United States, John Edwards, Edwards’ Secretary of State, Joe Biden, Evan Bayh, and Kit “waterboarding is like swimming” Bond.
Later, on 60 Minutes, A-Rod tells Katie Couric he never used steroids (who cares?), Lesley Stahl reports that “Don’t Ask Don’t Tell” is becoming “Please Don’t Tell ‘Cuz We Don’t Wanna Hear it,” and Bob Simon goes to a pristine, barely touched by humans spot in Indonesia. Let’s hope it doesn’t now become a tourist attraction.
Plus, it’s the season finale of Dexter.
Have a good Sunday.