On Press the Meat today, Timmy Potatohead subjects us to St. John McCain. Also on shills from both parties: Democrat Steve McMahon & Republican Mike Murphy. If for some reason you don’t get enough of St. John on Press the Meat, you can tune in to Part II on CBS’s Faze Nation with Bush Buddy Booby Schieffer.

On Fux News Sunday, Weaselface Wallce has Huckleberry Huckabee, and the magic underwear mannequin, Mitt Romney. Plus the usual Fux news assholes, of course.

The HuckaMitt festival continues on over at the Goebbels network on This Weak. George Snufalufagus also hosts John Edwards, and then there’s a roundtable of Sam :omg: Donaldson, political mastermind Donna Brazile, Cokie “the hag” Roberts and George :jerk: Will. Whoopie.

If you’re not quite full of the Huck just yet, you can catch him on Wolf Blitzer’s Late Emission, along with free market savior Ron Paul, Bill Richardson, and Pakistani Ambassador to the U.S., Mahmud Ali Durrani (I think he’s one of the Republican third-tier candidates, polling somewhere behind Ron Paul, but ahead of Grampa Fred).

Later, on 60 Minutes, Lara Logan talks to Pervez Musharraf, who tells us it’s Benazir Bhutto’s own damn fault she got (take your pick) shot/hit with shrapnel/hit her head on the sunroof/died of natural causes. Steve Kroft gives airtime to Boston mob triggerman John Martorano, who explains why and how he murdered 20 people (let me guess; it was just business). And Mike Wallace talks to Roger Clemens, because we apparently give a shit whether or not he used performance-enhancing drugs (Roger, not Mike).

But, who gives a shit about all that? Tonight is the final season premiere of The Wire, on HBO. Have a good one.