Whoopdie-doo, it’s Sunday. And Sunday makes me think of…. Well, let’s not get into that again.

Anyhow, on Press the Meat today, it’s the show that Fred’s been waiting for all year. Yes, a full hour with Hillary Clinton. I wonder if Timmy Potatohead will ask her if she’s sorry for staying married to her husband? Personally, I hope Hillary makes Timmy cry.

Since Faze the Nation can’t be bothered to update its website, I really can’t be bothered to try and figure out who’s on this week.

Over at Fux News Sunday, though, it’s the show all you ladies have been waiting for: the one, the only, that hunka hunka chunka burning Big Apple, Mr. Nine-One-One himself, Guidi Ruliani. He’ll be on to tell Weaselface Wallace all about 9/11, and how strong and marvelous he (Guidi) was on that day. And, of course, the really despicable Brit Hume an Bill Kristol, along with the relatively disgusting Juan Williams and Mara Liasson.

At Goebbels, George Snufalufagus boasts a double exclusive with the two most relevant men in politics: John Kerry and Newt Gingrich. Then there’s a roundtable with the WaPost’s EJ “Poupon” Dionne, news hacks Mr. and Mrs. Jay Shipman-Carney, and of course the man with no place else to go, George :jerk: Will.

Wolf Blitzer’s Late Emission is fair and balanced today, with John Edwards balancing out the empty suit Republican contingent of Magic Underpants Mitt Romney, Grampa Fred Thompson, and Huckleberry Huckabee. Plus, it’s Rep. Sheila Jackson Lee, Tom Daschle, and Abdul Qadir al-Obeidi (Iraqi Defense Minister; how’d the hell he get in there).

Later, on 60 Minutes, Lesley Stahl talks to the 23 year old founder of Facebook, Mark Zuckerberg, who is supposedly worth $3 billion (for which, I officially hate him). Bob Simon tells us how we’re fishing bluefin tuna into exticntion, just so we can eat sushi (aka, “bait”). And Anderson Cooper tells us how rape has becoming one of the central weapons in the civil in the Congo.

All that, and a new episode of The Wire, too. Enjoy, y’all.