On the odd chance that I got too hammered playing the SOTU drinking game last night to get up and write a post this morning, I’m getting this out of the way ahead of time.

Boy, what a great speech, huh? The preznit was mighty impressive, and only somebody secure in his manhood could shove his tongue that far down Joe Lieberman’s throat. Or really, really drunk. But what were those odd hand signals Larry Craig was throwing out? Must be some kind of bathroom thing.

I sure do hope those cowardly traitorous Democrats pass retroactive immunity for the telecom companies so we can all be safe from democracy again.

Oh well, have a happy Tuesday.

And Art, Melina says “my vet said to use bag balm…and if that doesnt work to get an RX called Kerasolz, which solughs off the dry cells and moristurizes the nose underneath.”