This could be one of the ugliest Press the Meats ever, and the potatoheaded one has Bob Shrum, James Carville, Mary Matalin & Mike Murphy. And Mike Murphy is the pick of the litter.

On Faze the Nation, it’s Maverick McCain and the man who’s gonna change everything – honest – Barack O’Bama.

At Fux News Sunday, Weaselface Wallace also has St. John, but they’ll swap Obama for the woman who voted to authorize the war, except she didn’t know it was for war, so it wasn’t a mistake, Hillary Clinton. Plus the usual Fuxheads, of course.

Continuing the presidential round robin, George Snufalufagus has Hillary, but swaps out McCain for Mitt and the magic underpants. Then at the roundtable, it’s Clinton Press Secretary Dee Dee Myers (she was actually quite likable, unlike the evil nazi robot spokesbitch we have now), l’il Robert Reich, ex-Pentagon spokesbitch Torie Clarke and George :jerk: Will.

Wolf Blitzer’s Late Emission has Mike “hey, I’m still running you know?” Huckabee, Bill Bennett (on to take your action on the elections), Willard Romney again, and the man who helped get us where we are today (whether he’s willing to admit it or not) Ralph Nader.

It’s Mormon night on 60 Minutes, as they rerun a Mike Walace interview with the now dead grand wizard (or whatever they call it) of the Mormons, Gordon Hinckley, plus interviews with a couple of your favorite Mormons, Steve Young and Orrin Hatch. If you want more than Mormons, there’s also a Steve Kroft story on Dubai.

Oh, and there’s apparently some sort of football game on tonight, too.