This could be the final Booblehead day before the nominations are all but wrapped up, as we have Texas and Ohio (and Rhode Island and Vermont, but they’re just piddly little states, delegate-wise) coming up on Tuesday. So I guess we know what today’s shows will probably be all about.

It’s another ugly day on Press the Meat, as the potatoheaded one has odd couple James “cupie doll” Carville and his shrill and annoying wife, Mary Matalin. Plus there’s Bob Shrum and Michael Murphy. All-in-all, another show worth missing.

Over at CBS, it’s Democrat day, as Bush Buddy Bobby Schieffer hosts Obamite Chris Dodd, Clintonista Evan Bayh, and Bill Richardson.

On Fux News Sunday, Weaselface Wallace has another pair of campaign surrogates in DINO Dianne Feinstein (Clinton supporter) and Dick Durbin (Obama man). Plus, as an added thrill, it’s the Nazi Pillsbury Dough Boy, Karl Rove. Plus the usual Fuxheads, of course.

The surrogate parade continues on the Goebbels network with Clintonite Howard Wolfson and Obamaniac, David Axelrod. Then, of course there’s the roundtable, with New York Times’ douche bag David Brooks, ABC News’ dickhead Matthew Dowd, political mastermind Donna Brazile and George :jerk: Will. :yawn:

Far be it for Wolf Blitzer to do anything unique, and today is no different as his Late Emission includes Silvestre Reyes representing the Clinton campaign and John Kerry for Obama. Plus Wolfie has DNC Chairman Howard Dean. Also, there’s NATO Secretary-General Jaap de Hoop Scheffer, asshole and House Minorty Whip Roy Blunt, and a bunch of CNN ‘experts.’

Later, on 60 Minutes, it’s more of the same as Steve Kroft talks to both Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama and reports from Ohio. Then Scott Pelley reports on Remote Area Medical, which was founded to bring free medicine to the remote parts of the world but now also helps out some of the 47 million people with no health insurance in that third-world country known as George Bush’s America. And David Martin reports on the Pentagon’s new Ray Gun, a supposedly non-lethal weapon they expect to use as crowd control in Iraq.

The there’s the penultimate episode of The Wire on HBO.

Enjoy your Sunday, y’all. Back to the shit hole tomorrow.