Today on Press the Meat, Timmy Potatohead has an exclusive with General Michael “Elmer Fudd” Hayden, and what will no doubt be a thrilling political discussion with Iraq War cheerleader Peter Beinart, and his assholiness himself from the NY Times, David Brooks.

Over at Faze the Nation, Bush Buddy Bobby Schieffer has Bill Richardson on to stump for Obama, Philly Mayor Michael Nutter, to pimp for Clinton, plus Joe “hippy dippy” Trippi, and John Dickerson, lately of Slate Magazine.

As for Fux News Sunday, Weaselface Wallace has l’il Lindsey Graham, Jack Reed, and (for unknown reasons) Stan Kasten (president of the Washington Nationals). And, of course, the usual Fuxheads.

At the Goebbels network, George Snufalufagus has Obama boy, John Kerry, Clinton supporter Ed Rendell, and McCain ball licker Joe Lieberman. Then on the “Roundtable,” it’s NY Times columnist Paul Krugman, little Robbie Reich, political mastermind Donna Brazile and, of course, George :jerk: Will.

Representing Kevin and the great state of Florida on CNN’s Late Emission, it’s Mel Martinez and Bill Nelson. Plus there’s Clinton sycophant James “the cupie doll” Carville, Obama true believer Jamal Simmons, former State Department Adviser Aaron David Miller,
Martin Fletcher from NBC and Heraldo Munoz, Chilean Ambassador to the U.N.

Later, on 60 Minutes, Scott Pelley brings us Murat Kurnaz, an innocent German-born Turk whom the US held at Gitmo and tortured for five years, President Al Gore talks to Lesley Stahl about global warming. and Morley Safer interviews Bill James, who analyzes stats or something for the Boston Red Sox.

Of course, the big news tonight is the premiere of Season Two of The Tudors, followed by the series premiere of Tracy Ullman’s State of the Nation on Showtime.

It’s back to work tomorrow, but, hey, at least we got Easter out of the way already. Enjoy your Sunday.