So, I went out to get a six pack of some refreshing beverages last night. When I was putting my beverages away, I found a beer mug in the refrigerator filled with friggin’ asparagus. Not one of the cheap thin-glass beer mugs we have, and not the one with the crack in it (they’re in the cupboard, decidedly devoid of asparagus). No, this is one of the seven mugs that I like to keep in the freezer at all times. One of my few indulgences. What can I say? I like a frosty beer mug. And, frankly, I don’t particularly like asparagus (I don’t think it’s terrible, mind you, but if I had to choose between a frozen beer mug and fucking asparagus, asparagus loses every time).

But, hey, I’m not one to complain.