So, I said to my wife, I said, “get your filthy asparagus outta my beer mug, you Cindy McCain, ya.”

No, not really of course, or I wouldn’t be alive to write this. But I do find this whole McCain temper thing to be just too goddamn stereotypical of the Irish. I blame Notre Dame, of course. Oh, sure, people understand how demeaning using native Americans as sports team mascots is, but “Fightin’ Irish?” That’s seen as acceptable. Why not call them the “Drunken Irish,” or the “Ditch Diggers” or something?

It’s about time we put an end to it, damnit. And crazy ass Irishmen like McCain (of course, he’s not Catholic so he’s only fake Irish) should be the first to go. Along with Pat Buchanan, Bill Orally, and the rest of their ilk. And Notre Dame, too. I’ve always hated them.

It’s time the good Irish – like me, Kevin, Vernon, Michael Moore, etc, took back our heritage – and our good names – from these bastids. Otherwise, we’ll have to get hammered and kick some ass!