Thanks to the Olympics, you’ll have to figure out when Press the Meat is on in your area. If you actually take the time to bother with it, you’ll get to see Treasury Secretary Henry Paulson in Beijing (there to beg the Chinese not to foreclose on our country, I suppose), plus David “Gilligan” Gregory will lead the roundtable on how John Edwards’ affair makes Obama look bad (an opinion shared by at least one of here, I suspect), while McCain’s affairs are his own private matter), with Dean David Broder, CNBC news wench Erin Burnett, the WaPost’s E.J. Dionne & WSJ whore Paul Gigot.
Faze the Nation has VA Gov Tim Kaine, and the Pillsbury Dough Nazi, Karl Rove.
At Fux News Sunday, Weaselface Wallace hosts McCain campaign manager, Rick Davis, Obama campaign co-chairman Dick Durbin, and they’ll recycle past “Power Player” Amy Zantzinger, White House Social Secretary, who will tell us why we’re never invited to the White House parties. Then it’s a slightly different collection of Fuxheads as Jill Zuckman of The Chicago Tribune, Byron “the dork” York of The National Review, and Ruth Marcus of the WaPost join regular Fuxhead William Kristol.
At the Goebbels network, George Snufalufagus has the week off, so ABC News douche Jake Tapper fills in, hosting VP hopefuls Bill Richardson and Bobby Jindal. Then, at the Roundtable, it’s the New York Times’ Matt Bai, former Pentagon spokesbitch Torie Clarke, Cokie “the hag” Roberts, and George :jerk: Will.
CNN’s Late Emission will have NY Mayor Mikey Bloomberg, PA Gov Ed Rendell, FL Gov Charlie “H” Crist, Carl Levin, crazy Texas redneck John “Barley” Cornyn, HUD Secretary Steve Preston (to tell us it’s a buyers market out there), and oilman who’se seen the light (or has he?) T. Boone “don’t call me Slim” Pickens.
Later, on 60 Minutes, tonight’s recycled stories include Bob Simon’s report singing the praises of the Israeli air force, Lara Logan’s report on Tennessee’s bloodthirsty desire to execute Gregory Thompson, and Lesley Stahl’s report on billionaire financier, corporate raider, and private equity investor, Carl Icahn.
Have a good Sunday.