Here it is, the night we’ve been waiting for, for what seems like years now – the final presidential debate of 2008. Tonight’s debate takes place at 9:00 PM Eastern time from the campus of Hofstra University. I can’t imagine how tonight’s ceremonies can actually change anybody’s mind, barring something really odd happening. Like maybe McCain flipping out and having his cheek lump explode, or Obama saying, “yeah, you know what, I am a fuckin’ Arab terrorist, and I’m still a better candidate than this pathetic, crazy old half dead miserable son-of-a-bitch you dumbass Republicans nominated.”

But that would be both interesting and fun to watch, and if we’ve learned anything from the first two debates, it’s that there’ll be none of that.

At any rate, much like a train wreck, I just won’t be able to look away. For those of you who feel the same way, the Debate Chat Room will be open for the festivities. Hope to see you all there.