On Press the Meat today, McCain cheerleader Mushmouth Brokaw hosts Colin Powell. Will he endorse a candidate? Tune in to find out, or just stay tuned into the blogosphere, and find out w/o having to endure the show itself because otherwise you’ll also be subjected to Chuck Todd, David “douchebag” Brooks, Jon Meacham, Andrea Mitchell and Joe Scarborough.

Over at CBS, the least suck of the debate moderators, Bob Schieffer has VA Gov Tim Kaine, FL Rep Debbie Wasserman Schultz, dickhead Missouri Gov Matt Blunt, washed up former congress critter, Rob Portman, and Danny “got no” Balz of the WaPost.

On Fux News Sunday, Weaselface Wallace hosts grumpy old John McCain, plus the regular fuxheads.

It’s a rather pathetic lineup on the Goebbels network This Weak, as George Snufalufagus hosts an “all star” panel of disgraced lunatic Newt Gingrich, Thomas “my head is flat” Friedman, David Gergen, political mastermind Donna Brazile, and the dean of SUnday morning wanking, George :jerk: Will.

CNN’s Late Emission includes Claire McCaskill, Roy Blunt redux, famous transvestite and all aroudn sleazeball Guidy Ruliani, Alabama Rep Artur Davis, Ed Lazear (who actually admits to being the Chairman of the Whit House Council on Economic Advisers), republican shills Alex Castellanos (isn’t he Homer on the Simpsons?) and Leslie “dirty” Sanchez, and former RIAA mouthpiece and current Political Director and Washington Editor at Large for Huffingtonpost.com, Hilary Rosen.

Later, on 60 Minutes, it’s the very watchable Lara Logan reporting from a forward operating base near Pakistan, Lesley Stahl asks bankers how great it is to be bailed out by the federal government, and Bob Simon does a story about bullfighting brothers Cayetano and Francisco Ordonez (how proud they must be to inflict pain and suffering on animals).

Some folks may not be aware that Berkeley Breathed has decided to do away with his character Opus. There’s an interview with him in Salon about it, and this exchange sums up the whole booblehead thing perfectly:

Your children’s books seem to appeal to your gentler, Charles Schulz side. But how — without Opus — will you exercise your Michael Moore side?

I’ll be on my couch Sunday mornings screaming at Brokaw and Stephanopoulos to call out the blathering bastards on their stupid fucking talking points and pin the dancing, lying, spinning Tasmanian Weasels down about something, ANYTHING for Christ Bloody Sake THE COUNTRY IS GETTING STEERED INTO CHAOS AND INSOLVENCY AND WAR BY ITS UNREAD UNINFORMED DULLARD SHEEP CONSTITUENCIES AND YOU JUST LET THE CANDIDATE SAY ONE MORE TIME WITHOUT OBJECTION THAT HE’S GOING TO CUT TAXES WHILE HE CALLS FOR FREE 24 KARAT GOLD FRANKFURTERS TO BE INSERTED INTO EVERY AMERICAN’S ASS JUST BECAUSE BUTT BULLION POLLS WELL.

You see right there why I can’t have Opus involved with this anymore.

Have a good one.