On Press the Meat today, it’s an exclusive with perhaps the least impressive person to have ever held the title of ‘leader,’ Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid. Then it’s a roundtable of smarmy Richard Engel, The Atlantic’s Jeffrey Goldberg, BBC World News Katty Kay, Al-Arabiya’s Hisham Melhem, Andrea “boy did I marry a schmuck” Mitchell and the NY Time’s David Sanger.

On Faze the Nation, Bob Schieffer wants one last chance at some dick. Dick Cheney, that is.

Weaselface Wallace has Steny Hoyer, Poppy Bush, and the regular fuxheads on Fux News Sunday.

On the Goebbels network, George Snufalufagus has maybe (maybe not) the next US Senator from Illinois, Roland Burris, Dick Durbin, and dickhead Mitch McConnell. Plus a roundtable with Katrina vanden Heuvell, and George :jerk: Will, Jonathan Karl, and Cokie “the hag” Roberts.

Later, on 60 Minutes, Bob Simon does a piece on drunken driving fatalities, Lesley Stahl reports on the ability of neuroscience to read a person’s mind, and Scott Pelley reports on Texas Tech coach Mike Leach.

Enjoy your Sunday.