It’s the first Booblehead Sunday of the Obama Administration. On Press the Meat, Larry Summers will be on to give us the economic forecast (shitty today, with things expected to turn shittier tomorrow). Then John “Poppa” Boehner will be in to tell us how we’re all going to die now that Obama has outlawed torture and is closing Git’mo. Then it’s a roundtable on how President Obama’s administration has failed, with Tom “my head is flat” Friedman, The Weekly Standard’s Senior Putz, Setphen Hayes, and this week’s post-Obama token non-white guy, Michele Norris of NPR.

Over at CBS, Bob Schieffer has Joe Biden, on to talk about today’s Syracuse-Louisville basketball game. And maybe some government-type stuff, too.

At Fux News, Weaselface Wallace and John McCain talk fisting, and Chuck Schumer will also be on to talk about what a pleasure it’ll be to have Upstate Blue Dog shiksa Kirsten Gillibrand in the Senate with him, and the usual group of fuxheads will be on to talk trash about Caroline Kennedy, Barack Obama, and America in general.

On the Goebbels Network’s This Weak, George Snufalufagus and Nancy Pelosi will share Botox tips, and discuss how Nancy will “reign in” the new President. Then the Axis of Drivel is reunited again, as Sam :omg: Donaldson, Cokie “the hag” Roberts, and George :jerk: Will are joined by disgraced former HP CEO (and McCain adviser who – at least in some small way – helped deliver the White House to Barack Obama), Carly Fiorina and Nobel Prize winning economist Paul Krugman (who I think we’re allowed to like again, now that we’ve put all that Hillary Clinton animosity behind us).

Later, on 60 Minutes, Scott Pelley tells us how Wilmington, OH is screwed, now that their largest employer, DHL, is shutting down its domestic operation (welcome to the club, Wilmington – aren’t you all glad you helped get Bush that second term?), Bob Simon reports on how the two-state solution is dead in Israel (I say we take all the Sudanese refugees, move them into the region, and tell the Israelis and the Palestinians that this is their home now. Sorry), and Morley Safer reports that scientists have found a substance – called resveratrol – in red wine that slows down the aging process in mice.

If Granny was a mouse, she’d live forever!

Have a good Sunday, y’all.