Sad news this morning: Trip will be raised by a single mom, as the shotgun wedding between Levi and Bristol has been called off. Gee, what a surprise; I really though they had a future.

Speaking of surprises, the Goebbels network actually debunked charges by wingnut tools Judicial Watch that Nancy Pelosi is always flitting around the world on military aircraft. Of course, these idiots never let facts get in the way of their talking points (especially when it comes from the “liberal media”).

Have I somehow missed the reasons why Meghan McCain has gotten her 15 minutes of fame (most recently appearing on Rachel Maddow’s show). I mean, who gives a crap what this chick has to say? It’s not like she had a litter of babies or married Brad Pitt or something.

So, looks like everybody’s favorite billionaire, Bernie Madoff, will be pleading guilty in Federal court today. They say he may go directly to jail, without passing GO. A shame they have to persecute the poor man, with their silly anti-free market rules and regulations and such. At least he’ll get a nice safe place to retire, unlike most of his “investors.” Personally, I think they ought to toss him over Niagara Falls without a barrel; if he lives, he’s free to go. Hell, if this guy can do it, so can my man Bernie. He might want to check out today’s Woot first, though (I seriously want one).