Poor Governor Blinky. He just can’t get any love (maybe he should pay for it, like our last Gov). A new poll shows his approval rating is heading towards Cheney territory, at 19%. The scary part is the poll shows he’d lose to Guidi Ruliani if he runs. Gov Guidi. Oy.

Speaking of Dick Cheney, I guess I’m not the only one who wishes he’d STFU. Republicans want him to go back to his cave, too. Who needs Cheney when you have Tammy Bruce, anyway?

Yay! Wall Street executives get to keep their bonuses and our tax money with no strings attached – or else. Coincidentally, the stock market went way up. This is good news for us because, um, because, well, it just is, damnit! Now, if we can just find a way to screw over the autoworkers, we’ll be all set. I think it’s time for Plan B.

Well, hope springs eternal, and speaking of both, Spring Football practice began yesterday at Syracuse, amidst high hopes that our new coach – Doug Marrone – can turn the program around. It would be nice not to have to turn our thoughts to basketball season by the end of September for a change. I don’t know who’s got a tougher job, Marrone or Obama.

Marrone makes more, though.