On Press the Meat today, it’s Afghan president Hamid Karzai and Pakistani president Asif Ali Zardari, on to tell us what kind of burkhas they bought their moms for Mothers Day. Also up, New Yorker magazine
President and author of “Ghost Wars: The Secret History of the CIA, Afghanistan and Bin Laden, from the Soviet Invasion to September 10, 2001,” Steve Coll and the NBC news Chief Foreign Affairs correspondent (rumor has it she was also the inspiration for Katherine Helmond’s character in Brazil), Andrea Mitchell.

Over on CBS, it’s the one, the only, Montgomery Burns, Darth Vader, Charles Foster Kane, and the Penguin all rolled into one – Dick Cheney, on to prove that there is no god, otherwise this asshole would be dead or in a Syrian prison. Why anybody would want to be in the same room as this piece of filth – let alone put him on TV – is beyond me.

On Fux News Sunday, Weaselface Wallace has General David Betryaus, and prissy little Polident spokesweasel Newt Gingrich. Plus the usual fuxheads, of course.

On the Goebbels network, George Snufalufagus has National Security Adviser Gen. James Jones, St. John McCain, and a roundtable with the Axis of Drivel – George :jerk: Will, Cokie “the hag” Roberts, Sam :omg: Donaldson – with former Labor Secretary Robert Reich.

Later, on 60 Minutes, a bunch of regurgitated stories including a story on the Boston Red Sox, the life and death of Ashraf Marwan, claimed by both Israelis and Egyptians to be their greatest spy, and Lara Logan on unmanned flying weapons.

To all you mothers out there, Happy Mothers Day.