I saw a photo from the Kennedy funeral service this morning that had former President Dummy and his wife Pickles in it (by the way, if anybody tries to play Ave Maria at my funeral, please shoot me). Dummy looked as stupid as ever, but as I looked at Pickles with the bright red lipstick slopped on her Prozac puss, it struck me that it’s too bad Heath Ledger died, ‘cuz he’d have been perfect to play her in Dubya, the Movie.
Speaking of the Bush Leagues, I see that The Today Show has hired Jenna. I forget which one she is. Was she the one on the top of the drunken girl pile, or the one on the bottom? Whichever one she is, she’s apparently authored two books. Not bad for a 27-yr old. Even if they suck, it’s more than I’ve managed to accomplish, and I’m slightly older than 27 (and have always wanted to be on the bottom of a pile of drunk girls).
Why are they pushing Vicki Kennedy to fill Ted’s Senate seat? I mean, I know it’s kind of a tradition for the wife to step in, but, really, I thought she already said she wasn’t interested. They ought to appoint Jenna Bush.
Dick Cheney is pretty gosh darn offended at the whole investigation into torture by the Justice Department (and Dianne Feinstein’s got his back). Aw. I hate it when my Dick’s offended. Dicky boy, if that mean old special prosecutor tries to question you, you just tell him to go fuck himself.
Apparently when Tom Ridge said there was politically motivated pressure on him to raise the “Terror Level” as head of Fatherland Security, what he meant to say was there was no pressure on him to raise the terror level. Thank goodness. I’d hate to think anybody would play politics with the terror wheel of color.
I don’t care what the damn FAA says. Is this the coolest dad ever, or what?
Things look pretty scary out there in California. I hope everybody’s staying safe out there. Hell of a time for Maron to be back in LA (if he is; not sure where he’s at these days – he doesn’t call, he doesn’t write…). Thank goodness y’all have an action hero for a Governor (ours would probably just keep walking in to shit).
Looking at things in NuYork from afar it seems like it would be a good thing if your Governor Blinky took a few others into the fire with him.
(I think Maron is in Brooklyn)
Lola woke me up this morning, as usual and, as usual’ I found the mischief she’d gotten into overnight. This morning it was the salt container that she decapitated and then spread the salt all over the floor. She’s very creative.
This is the last week of summer for me. I guess I shouldn’t complain though. Maybe I’ll save the complaints for next week.
Very good, pj! You hit just about every topic I noted in the last day. There was one shot of Dumbya I will really have to find. He was way out-statured and pathetic looking. Just think what a treat it was Poppy and Barbara “GW” Bush declined.
I thought it would be a good idea for Gov. Patrick to appoint Vicki for the interim. She could cruise with that legendary staff until the election could happen. Then again, maybe it would be even better if she stood for the seat. Of course, I’ve a thing for the Kennedy widder wimmen.
I am actually happy that Holder is at least doing something before the Congress can fook the whole thing up again. Although I dislike DiFi less than most, she never ceases to amaze. I guess I am just used to it after all these years. I still wish she would go for governor so we could get another true Progressive senator.
Pretty sure Maron is in NY after visiting NM a few weeks ago.
Nearly a year after the federal rescue of the nation’s biggest banks, taxpayers have begun seeing profits from the hundreds of billions of dollars in aid that many critics thought might never be seen again.
The profits, collected from eight of the biggest banks that have fully repaid their obligations to the government, come to about $4 billion, or the equivalent of about 15 percent annually, according to calculations compiled for The New York Times.
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/08/31/business/economy/31taxpayer.html?ref=todayspaper
Also, I had just about the same reaction to Ave Maria but there were no commercials so I could use the ‘break’. I am almost to the same place with Amazing Grace and definitely already there on God Bless America.
On the other hand. I can’t get enough of this…
if jon and kate can be +8 he can be all four! :rofl2:
oh http://www.fora.tv is fucking AMAZING
Jenna was the one who was photographed on the beach with her Bush showing, which was probably her main qualification for being hired by the Today show. Maybe they can put her on during the last hour of the show, and she can mix martinis for Kathie Lee and Hoda. A perfect fit.
Gee, I musta I missed that one. Guess I better fire up the old google.
I think it may not have been Jenna.
Sheila Lukins dies at 66; co-author of ‘The Silver Palate’ cookbook
Lukins helped popularize gourmet cooking in America’s home kitchens. She also ran a pioneering gourmet takeout shop and wrote a column for Parade magazine.
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Marie Knight, Gospel Legend, 1925-2009
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