On Press the Meat today, Gilligan Gregory hosts Assistant Majority Leader Sen. Dick Durbin, Texas wingnut John Cornyn, Howard Dean, and porn industry evangelist Newt Gingrich. Plus, a roundtable with CNBC’s Erin Burnett, author Joshua Cooper Ramo, and NBC’s Chuck Todd.

Over at Faze the Nation, it’s David Axelrod, President Olympia Snowe, Roger Simon of Politico and Syndicated Columnist Kathleen Parker.

On Fux News Sunday it’s DINO and Republican day, with Kent Conrad, Orrin Hatch, Claire McCaskill, Widdle Windsey Gwaham. Then Weaselface Wallace honors brave American patriot Joe Wilson (not the good one). Plus, a bunch of fuxheads will also be on hand.

At the Goebbels network, George Snufalufagus has HHS Secretary Kathleen Sebelius, Jay Rockefeller of West Virginia, DINO Mary Landrieu of Louisiana, and asswipe Republican Governor Tim Pawlenty. Then the Axis of Drivel is reunited as George :jerk: Will, Cokie “the hag” Roberts, and Sam :omg: Donaldson are joined by douche nozzle David Brooks at the roundtable.

CNN’s GPS looks at Afghanistan: the bogus election, the war, and the country as a whole. Fareed Zakaria speaks with two of the Afghan presidential candidates, Mick Ware, and a panel of “experts.”

More importantly, though, it’s Week One of the NFL season all day, plus the season finale of True Blood tonight. A big day indeed.