So, I’m looking at Huffington Post, and I see this headline: “Studio Chairman Dick Cook Out At Disney,” and my first thought was, “they’re having a dick cook-out at Disney?” Ew. Dicks on the barbie. That makes for a pretty horrible mental image (even worse than the thought of a Dick Armey). Though I can image Larry Craig anxious to slip one into a bun. These Disney studio chairmen would clearly fit in with the boys guarding the US Embassy in Afghanistan. The other headline that stood out was “Insane Killer Escapes On Field Trip To County Fair.” Insane killers get to go on field trips? Clearly, I’m doing something wrong here.
Speaking of doing something wrong, I find the damn “command” key to be too close to the ‘x,’ ‘c,’ and ‘v’ keys, making it very uncomfortable to do copy, cut, and paste. Yeah, there’s another one over on the right side, but, really why use two hands when one should suffice (just ask the US Embassy dudes). Oh, it’s easy enough to change, I reckon, but I’m trying to be assimilated.
Later tonight, SU continues its quest for the first win of the season as it faces Northwester – its third Big Ten opponent in a row. With fairly decent showings in the first two games, we have high hopes of an upset. For one thing, we’re only 3 point underdogs, which, between the fact that Northwestern stomped us last year and our extremely anemic offense, is a bit of a surprise. I really ought to be showing my loyalty by attending the game, but, well, it’s at 7:00, meaning I’d be out past my bedtime. Plus decent seats (though abundantly available) are too damn expensive. After all, I have a Macbook Pro to save up for.
Have a good one.
Yesterday, I went to the optometrist to get a new pair of glasses to replace the ones that Lola ate. I told him that the dog had eaten them. “You’d be surprised,” said he. “I get someone in here at least once a week with the same story.”
Dogs! I’m thinking that Lola could earn her keep as a shredder.
PJ, did you finish the kitchen?
Wingnuts still want to believe that they had 2 million people for their Million Moron March instead of the 75,000 reported. It looks as if the higher number isn’t going away. I now wonder if radio show ratings of millions for the typical Rushbo is similarly overinflated by over 10 times. The entire philosophy of the idiots is to inflate their self-worth.
And then Glen Beck names his latest book “Arguing with idiots”. The first argument would be is what kind of an idiot would use that title? Is it a self-analysis book told from a first person POV?
Or, Why would you waste your time arguing with an idiot?
He must be talking about himself, idiot #, and the wingnut with whom he’s arguing, idiot #2. Perhaps Idiots Arguing would be more descriptive.
So, I’m looking at Huffington Post, and I see this headline: “Studio Chairman Dick Cook Out At Disney,†and my first thought was, “they’re having a dick cook-out at Disney?†Ew. Dicks on the barbie.
Finally, we’ve solved the mystery of why Donald doesn’t wear pants. BBQ duck dick.
Final score:
Indiana 38
Akron 21
First loss in the new on-campus stadium. The Zips kept it close in the first half and actually lead at one point, but it got away from them when their backup QB (the starter had been suspended for breaking a team rule) threw 4 INTs in the second half.
The stadium looks great, though. And they had to tear down the campus McDonald’s to build it, which makes me smile. (Although I’m sure there’s a new one somewhere in the area by now.)
Do I hear 70 K?
Wholly Shit! No racism here. Not one tiny bit.
Giving blunts a bad name.
I’m thinking that dog hair, the ultimate renewable resource, should be used for something here in the 21st century.