Yesterday, it was a 19 pound baby (seen in this photo next to a more normal size baby; looks a bit like baby Godzilla), the socialist gay marriage plot, and Jim Trafficant’s desire to kick the IRS in the crotch (despite the fact that the IRS, as far as I can tell, has neither crotch nor naughty bits). Today, in what Milf Cardinal Milfington would surely see as a sign of the coming Apocalypse, we bring you the story of the pregnant lady who got pregnant. Yes, she got pregnant with a baby boy two and a half weeks after conceiving a baby girl (looking at the happy couple, I’m actually kinda surprised she got knocked up once, let alone twice). Now, if you were forced to guess where such a thing might happen, what state would come to mind? If you said Arkansas (the state that brought us Herb Tarlek, Wal-Mart, and a college proud to select a hog as its mascot), you would be correct. I had no idea this sort of thing was possible (not in humans, anyway), and am unsure how this works. I mean, the two babies have different due dates. As I mentioned yesterday, I’m not an expert on the subject, but when the first one starts coming, what, exactly, is gonna keep the second one from coming along for the ride?

Congratulations to Kirk Cameron. It has to be difficult to be a washed-up teen heart throb and former crappy sit-com star, but the Kirkster has found a way to get himself into the news again (well, People Magazine anyway, but it’s a start) by being an evolution denier. Being an idiot might not be the best way to re-invent yourself (though being an idiot is what made him semi-famous in the first place I guess), but it’s certainly better than having sex with your father.

Breaking news this morning: looks like we’re about to accuse Iran of having a secret nuclear facility, which could go into production within a year. Get ready for WW III (and prepare yourself to hear dubya say “I told ya so”).

Well, time to get to work. TGIFF!