On Press the Meat today, Ferretface Mitch McConnell is on to gloat, plus we’ll hear from President Obama’s Senior Adviser Valerie Jarrett. Then it’s a roundtable with the Washington Post’s E.J. Dionne, the BBC’s Katty Kay, Hell’s Peggy Noonan, and NBC News’ Chuck Todd.

Faze the Nation has St. John McCain, Illinois’ Dickie Durbin, and a triangletable discussion with Nancy Cordes and Jan Crawford on the SCOTUS ruling turning over the government to the highest bidders.

On Fux News Sunday, Weaselface Wallace has Bob Gibbs on to taunt, plus Texas redneck, John Cornyn. And the usual fuxheads, of course.

Terry Moran takes the wheel over at the Goebbels network, as This Weak boasts a lineup of David Axelrod, douchebag Senator Jim DeMint and Bob Menendez. Then the Axis of Drivel is reunited as George :jerk: Will, Cokie “the hag” Roberts, and Sam :omg: Donaldson are joined by Republican “strategist” Matthew Dowd.

On CNN, Fareed Zakaria speaks with former National Security Advisor Zbigniew Brzezinski on how to move forward in Haiti. Plus a panel of historians give their perspectives on what Obama should do next, now that he’s pretty much f*cked everything up so far.

Of course, the real story of the day is the rematch of Super Bowl III between the Jets and the Colts. Nobody give the Jets much of a chance to win today, but they didn’t give them any chance at all of winning back on January 12, 1969, even though a guy by the name of Joe Namath guaranteed a Jets victory. The following 40 years or so haven’t exactly been good ones to be a Jets fan (the one saving grace is that the Jets have still won more Super Bowls than the Buffalo), but maybe this year will be different. After all, the Jets held their training camp up here in Central NY at SUNY Cortland, so that must count for something. Or not. We’ll see.

Have a good one.