Today on Press the Meat, it’s Deputy National Security Adviser John Brennan, on to answer Republicans questions about why Obama never uses the words “war” and “terror.” Then, from the 2010 Nude Economists Calendar, it’s Mr. September Hank Paulson, and Mr. December, big Al Greenspan. Plus there’s a roundtable with Former Chairman of the National Closeted Republicans Committee, Ed Gillespie and Former Clinton White House Press Secretary Dee Dee Myers.

Faze the Nation is live from Sun Life Stadium (really? That’s what they call it? I hope none of our bailout bucks went in to buying the naming rights) in Miami, where word has it there’s a football game going on later today. Bob Schieffer has NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell, the not recently elected to the Hall of Fame, Shannon Sharpe, Phil “hey, at least I’m not as annoying as Chris Collinsworth” Simms and one of only a handful of sports broadcasters who didn’t go to SU, Jim Nantz (not to be confused with Jim Nance, who did go to SU).

At Fux News Sunday, Weaselface Wallace has the Queen of the Tea Party, Sarah Palin.

On the Goebbels network, he’s barely been sworn into the Senate, but Baba Wawa wants to know if Scott Bwown is wunning for Pwesident. Aren’t we being a little desperate and needy there, my wepublican fwiends? Plus Jake “the mens room” Tapper interviews Tim Geithner, on to tell us how great things are going, now that labor prices have dropped so low, since people are desperate for work. Then it’s a roundtable with George :jerk: Will, Bloomberg’s Al Hunt, Piggy Peggy Noonan, Ruth Marcus of the Washington Post, and John Podesta.

At CNN, Fareed Zakaria has King Abdullah II of Jordan, plus he’ll sit down and listen to John Yoo torture the truth.

Of course, today’s big story is Super Bowl XLIV, numbered in honor of Floyd Little this year. It’s a little known fact that, without the Super Bowl (and the copyright notice at the end of movies), Roman numerals would have become extinct many years ago.

Today, it’s a team that’s never been to the Super Bowl, versus a team that ran out of Baltimore in the middle of the night like cowards, abandoning its fans, city, and state.

So, I’ll be pulling for the Saints today. I just hope it’s over before bedtime.