First off, congratulations to West Virginia for making Ashley Judd cry while punching a ticket to the Final Four in Indianapolis. Just watch out for the shit bubbles. Speaking of shit bubbles, on Press the Meat, it’s Mr. Armageddon, Papa John Boehner, Steny Hoyer, DNC Chair Tim Kaine, Bozo the token black Republican, Michael Steele, former Obama WH Communications Director (for like six months) Anita Dunn, and out old friend Ed Gillespie, who comes out of whatever closet he’s been in lately.

Faze the Nation has Jim Clyburn, and Chris Van Hollen, plus ferret face Mitch McConnell, and Dick Durbin.

On Fux News Sunday, Weaselface Wallace has Republican Paul Ryan and Debbie Wasserman Schultz, plus Texas cracker John “Cornhole” Cornyn.

On the Goebbels Network, it’s Eric “they’re shooting at me, too – honest” Cantor, John Larson, David Plouffe, and the Pillsbury Dough Nazi, Herr Karl Rove

CNN’s State of the Union has Orrin “Big Love” Hatch, Dianne Feinstein, John Larson of CT, and Indiana shit bubble Mike Pence.

Speaking of CNN, Fareed Zakaria has a debate on health care between Paul Krugman and sad sack piece of crap Robert Samuelson (seriously; tell me this guy doesn’t have douchebag written all over him).

Also, Fareed travels to Mexico City to speak with the President of Mexico, Felipe Calderon.

Have a good one.