A 24-yr old woman from Manchester is claiming that falling off her Wii has turned her into a sex addict.
Randy Amanda Flowers needs 10 sex sessions a day after the slip-up.
And now the slightest of vibrations, from mobile phones to food processors, turns her on.
The catering worker said: “It began as a twinge down below before surging through my body. Sometimes it built up into a trembling orgasm.â€
I don’t have a Wii ‘cuz it isn’t HD, but now I’m thinking it would make a nice birthday present for my wife. An early present, at that. And maybe we could host an exchange student from England, too.
So is Randy part of her name, or is it a descriptive adjective?
Bob Dole here. Bob Dole heard about this young Brit lady who had the unfortunate accident with the newfangled computer thingamajig. Sounds pretty rough, but Bob Dole is here to help.
Bob Dole has a bathtub full of Viagra, and Little Bob is raring to go. Bob Dole went rummaging through Liddy’s unmentionables drawer and found a battery-powered doohickey that should do the trick.
What’s that? The young Brit lady went frigid at the sight of Little Bob? Bob Dole doesn’t understand. Bob Dole is the good Lord’s gift to women!
Damn Brits. No wonder we kicked their asses twice. Bob Dole remembers fighting in those wars. Those were the days.
Come here, Liddy. Little Bob has a few questions for you to answer.
My little grand daughter, who was a tot when Morning Sedition was being taken off the air and I began reading this blog, celebrated her 8th birthday, today.
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