I hate to get all footbally and stuff, but a quick question for the Broncos: Tebow? Really?

Just ten more days, and I get to go see a Podiatrist. Any idea how many chickens you need for a visit to the foot doctor under the POP (Pullets for Podiatry) program? I just hope frozen is OK, ‘cuz I don’t really have a live chicken connection. Well, except for Melina, but Connecticut is a long way to go to pick up chicks (especially at my age). Plus I’m boycotting the state of CT until either Joe Lieberman is voted out of office or I have some reason to go there.

Speaking of CT and picking up chicks…

A student-teacher from Connecticut has been arrested in Central New York, and is accused of having a sexual relationship with an underage girl.

State Police tell CNY Central that on Tuesday they apprehended 30-year-old Micah Saul Brown at the Quality Inn on Collamer Road in East Syracuse. Troopers say that Brown admitted to them during an interview that he traveled to the Syracuse area to have sex with girls he believed to be 14 and 16 years old, which were actually undercover police officers posing as the girls online.

Hard to believe a good-lookin’ guy like that needs to troll AOL chat rooms to hook up with underage girls.

No doubt everyone’s heard by now that the oil rig that was burning in the Gulf of Mexico, spewing black smoke and oil into the atmosphere has now sunk, spewing oil into the water. This is why I’m so proud of our environmental President for opening up more of our coastal shores for drilling. No reason Louisiana should have all the fun.

When Ben Heinrich’s workshop caught on fire, he told his German Shepherd, Buddy, “We need to get help.” So Buddy went off and got help. He flagged down a State Trooper (who was out trying to find the fire in the remote Alaskan town of Caswell Lakes but was lost, as his GPS had frozen up), and led him to the fire (pausing occasionally to make sure the trooper was still following). Thanks to Buddy’s quick thinking, while the workshop was destroyed, Ben’s house was (mostly) unscathed. In case you’re keeping track, this is reason #4,328 why dogs are better than cats (and GPSs). I mean, seriously. Shitting in a box is pretty much their only trick (cats, not GPSs).

Well, another week has slipped on by. Another show and tell this afternoon to get through, and then we can put this one in the books.