Oh, today is a huge day in booblehead history. For the first time ever, it’s Press the Meat in HD. If only Timmuh was still with us – imagine his marvelous potato head in HD! As it is, we’ll have to settle for Sec State Hillary Clinton. Then we’ll talk oil spill with Secretary of Homeland Security Janet Napolitano (I’d imagine the almost car bomb in Times Square might come up, too), Secretary of the Interior Ken Salazar and Commandant of the U.S. Coast Guard, Adm. Thad Allen.
Oh, and did I hear that somebody is introducing legislation to keep oil companies from profiting from a “shortage” of crude due to the loss of this drilling platform? No? Didn’t think so.
We’ll also get to bask in the Hi Def glow of Florida Governor Charlie H. Crist’s bronze patina, and hear the words of wisdom offered by today’s political roundtable of Tennessee cracker Lamar Alexander, Michigan Gov. Jennifer Granholm, Indiana schmuck Mike (half) Pence (speaking of Indiana, have I mentioned that Notre Dame sucks lately?), New Mexico’s Bill Richardson (who better not go to AZ, ‘cuz he don’t look like a regular American to me; speaking of which, Arpaio? What the hell is that? Don’t sound white to me, and how did some prevert with a pink panties fetish get to be a sheriff, anyway?).
On Faze the Nation, we’ll see LA congresscritter Charlie Melancon, Sen. Bill Nelson of Florida, Illinois Rep. Luis Gutierrez (what is it with all these foreigners in IL, anyway? First that Kenyan guy, and now a Mexican elected to congress), the bane of St. John McCain’s existence, J.D. Hayworth (this guy has “child molester” written all over him – he’s almost as creepy looking as Papa John Boehner), and the virtually useless Senator from Louisiana, Mary Landrieu.
More oil talk on Fux News, as Weaselface Wallace gets sloppy seconds on Janet Napolitano and Ken Salazar, plus Minnesota Timberwolf draft pick, possible illegal alien, and Republican candidate for FL Senate, Marco Rubio. Oh, and the usual collection of fuxheads, of course.
The Goebbels network gets sloppy thirds on Napolitano and Salazar, plus Jake the mens’ room Tapper has an exclusive interview with BP American Chairman Lamar McKay. Then, it’s a roundtable of truly epic proportions, with Bill Maher, Al Sharpton, Katrina vanden Heuvel, This Weak’s designated schmuck, Matthew Dowd, and of course the man with no place else to go, George :jerk: Will (who looked like an even bigger asshole than usual on Colbert the other night).
Over at CNN, Fareed Zakaria has an exclusive interview with bald headed prick Goldman Sachs Chairman & CEO Lloyd Blankfein (who made $68 million in 2007, which is almost as much as IT guys, school teachers, and nurses make). I’m pretty sure Lloyd feels our pain.
No time for booblehead watching for me, today. There’s too much to do, and too little time to do it in. Laundry, dog walking, post hole digging, dog food shopping…. It’s just too much. Although yesterday we put together the Chipper that Granny bought, and she mulched ever leaf and twig in a three-block radius, while I added a second doggie shit hole to the back yard (the first one was getting pretty full; the new one is a roomy five-gallon bucket size, and it was a pain, ‘cuz I hit a rock the size of a bowling ball down hear the bottom and had to pound on it with a chisel ’til I could break it up and pull it out).
I probably should have taken pictures.
Have a good Sunday.