After last week’s SNL with Betty White (which was actually funny for once), I had high hopes for last night’s season finale with host Alec Baldwin. After Betty’s moist muffin, I thought maybe Alec would pull out his Schweddy balls. Sadly, other than a chuckle or two, the show reverted to the usual suckiness that’s made it not even worth recording. Let’s face it, if anything actually funny happens, you can always watch it on the Internet while trying to kill time at work. Speaking of shit that’s not worth watching…

On Press the Meat today, it’s Ferret Face McConnell and Chuck Schumer. Plus a mostly disgusting roundtable with the not disgusting Jonathan Alter, the totally disgusting Peggy Noonan, the exceptionally disgusting Mike Murphy, and the more or less disgusting Bob Shrum.

Faze the Nation has Dino Feinstein, Krazy Jon Kyl, somebody named Jan Crawford, and Zany Jeff Zeleny of the NY Times.

On Fux News Sunday, Weaselface Wallace gets down and dirty with Laura Bush, and Newt Gingrich will be on hand to shill for his new bullshit book, while the usual fuxheads nod in agreement.

At the Goebbels network, it’s Pat Leahy and Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III, plus a roundtable with George :jerk: Will, Helene Cooper, Glenn Greenwald, Gregory Craig and Ed “I’m not gay and if you don’t believe me, ask my pal Larry Craig” Gillespie.

And at CNN, Fareed Zakaria has the Prime Minister of Greece (don’t drop the soap, Fareed), a discussion about the David Cameron and Nick Clegg coalition, and a chat with IMH head Larry Summers and the finance ministers of France and Singapore (who are too insignificant to name on Fareed’s web page, let alone for me to google).